Keep Your Boobs to Yourself (From Kidderminster Shuttle)

Keep Your Boobs to Yourself

11:36pm Friday 3rd July 2009

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No it's not about breast feeding in public or flashing, it's about a fun park's attempt to keep abreast of female visitors.

Alton Towers is getting complaints about its thriller rides. Unfortunately, some people were getting thrills they didn't want, and certainly hadn't expected.

Female thrill seekers who had braved the various attractions, including Rita Queen of Speed and Spinball Whizzer, have unwittingly, been the cause of all the complaints. The problem? They were going one way, and their bras were going another. These uplifting items of underwear, couldn't stand up to the extreme G-forces of the rollercoasters.

Alton Towers has come up with a solution, it has called in leading underwear brand Ultimo, to help with the expose. Ultimo have produced an underwear advisory guide for the park's most scantily clad guests. They will also offer full support, through their tried and tested range of bras. One problem they may encounter though, is getting the scantily clad ones to buy boring bras. I suppose they could try handing them out free, with the tickets to ride.

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