there have been recent incidences at the West Midlands Safari Park of delinquent elephants threatening car drivers, even going so far as hurling stones and masonry. Indeed, one elephant went so far as to threaten patrons with a flick knife. When questioned, the elephant refused to confirm how he aquired the flick knife nor who he obtained it from. The elephant was unavailable for comment at the time of writing. However the culprit responsible was said to have been hosed down and made to stand on the naughty spot for his misdemeanors.
In an unrelated incident, a woman was set upon in her car by a gang of giraffes. The animals were displaying threatening behavior and one of them sat on the bonnet of the car while the others surrounded the stricken driver. Wielding baseball bats, the giraffes demanded she hand over all the animal feed in her possession otherwise things would get nasty.
Park wardens arrived just in time to lead the giraffes away to their paddock for a severe telling off. The zebras and wilderbeast spoke of their shock and dismay at the actions taken by certain species and pleaded with the public not to tar them all with the same brush. The lions and tigers both commented that the behavior was unacceptable in polite society.
One of the baboons, who was part of the daring escape some years ago and settled in Bewdley commented that the monkeys were always recieving bad press due to their fascination with windscreen wipers.
So there you have it... a fun day on Safari.